Friday, November 23, 2007
ok i've found something to blog about AT LAST
topic of the daaaaay!
HYPOCRITICAL BITCHES
Example 1 :
you know those who smiles at you sweetly like they are angels and then guess what they do?
THEY STAB YOU
NO! NOT BACK STAB YOU!
LIKE JUST FUCKING STAB YOU IN YOUR TITS WITH HER SUPER EVIL AND SHARP KNIVES AND JUST TRY TO DIG OUT YOUR NIPPLES IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE!
and no she did not do that to me but she did that to my beloved friend
and no one mess with my precious friends damn it!
this is what happen:
Angel : THE BITCH
MPPF : MY POOR PRECIOUS FRIEND
The Rest : THE REST
One sweet day, Angel, MPPF and the rest decided to go out! So they went to this nice restaurant call Soul Kindergarten and wanted to have a nice and PLEASANT lunch over there.
They sat down like little girls do when they are happy. So, MPPF is eating with one of the rest.
As they were enjoying the delicious food they've ordered, Angel, being angelic, nice, pleasant and kind decided to say something after one of the rest talked about staying over.
Angel :"Like during the last chalet, the girls were sleeping upstairs. But some girls hor, went down to sleep with the guys leh! God knows what happen! *raise eyebrows*"
Directly shooting at MPPF, MPPF couldn't do anything because Angel was looking nice and angelic.
Angel :" And they are like so noisy la! Keep talking bad about us some more leh. Tsk tsk."
Right in MPPF face, she said it like nobody's business and continue bitching like an angel.
The End
WAH SAI WHAT A BITCH CAN. LIKE WHO DOES THAT? HOW BLOODY INSENSITIVE CAN YOU GET? WE DID NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING AND YOU ARE SAYING IT LIKE WE HAD SEX OR SOMETHING. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM MAN. HOW CAN YOU SPROUT NONSENSE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS AND TARNISHING THE GIRLS REPUTATION. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A BITCH YOU ARE. YOU ARE A BIG SKINNY FUGLY SHITTIFIED GREEN BITCH.
cant stand bitches.
*Disclaimer : All names have been modified by the great ttk. I give my apologies to the restaurant whose reputation may be tarnish because of this bitch.
Example 2
you know. there is this very nice person in my school. i cannot name names because i don't know her name.
let's call her SGA
SGA is the MOST IMPORTANT person in our school. why? she does nothing but read her useless love novel (so deprived of love, no one want you is it?) and sit there like the buddha statue in Si Ma Lu
what is she? the great mascot of zhonghua is it?
she is just so effing useless. she cannot even do her job la! she just sit there and cry for help when someone attacks our school or something. maybe she scares off terrorist with her ultra fugly face and thats why the school employ her.
Terrorist :"hey, can we not attack this school. the SGA is fugly and reminds me of my mum"
like its her job to send students home but cant she be more flexible?
school teaches us to be creative and innovative. but they are bloody stiff and inflexible. unable to bend rules for the convienience and benefit of students?
maybe they are just sadistic and wanna make the students life suffer more.
cheers,
ttk
PS. I HATE THE FIRST BITCH MORE
8:31 PM
