Friday, June 30, 2006
DISCLAIMER: if you thinki what i am gonna say is gross or whatever shit, dun read. wait say i pervert crazy or what... thos who are more bao shu.. shoo! go away =) others stay. haha. i am a open person if u haven notice, notice now.
ok to me bisexuality (bis) is in everyone. there little difference between bis and heterosexual(normal people as known, hetero). bis is in everyone i tink. its just that bis are more of a daring people and they can handle who they like more and dare to express themselves in sort of a way or another. bis are more open. they are more willing to express their feelings.
hetero are people who are so called normal. but actually they do feel for the same gender but they dun tink so. because they have the mentality tt, i m a guy i mus like girls! or i m a girl i mus like guys! yes. so they refer their feelings for a friend of the same gender as good friends. like brobro love, sissis love. this type. like buddies. but if their buddies were the opposite gfender, they would have fallen in love with each other oreddy.
so wads a bis, bis is a girl/guy who like girl/guy. so basically people think they are half half but i don't think they are. i tink bis are people who are hetero but because of feelings, falls in love with the same gender. let me explain. firstly, the guy has the mentality of a hetero. but there is this guy where they were good friends. den he falls in love with him. and DARE to say so. tts bisexual. its just daring hetero. yes sort of. you get the meaing dun u. nvm let me put in the most ismple form
get ready
ready?
heterosexual=shy bisexual
bisexual=daring heterosexual
easy?
i guess so =)
cheers,
ttk
6:11 PM
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
yes. alot of bloodeh things have happen to me 2day and i am now freaking pissed. totally freakingly bloodehly pissed. u see there is bloodeh stupid lame boring meaningless fashion show nonsense shit. and guess wad. i m taking part in this bloodeh stupid lame boring meaningless fashion show nonsense shit. yes cos 2 of my good female friends wanted to take part. ok i went with them but i freakingly dun wanna take part in this bloodeh stupid lame boring meaningless fashion show nonsense shit because i noe i cant make through anything. ANYTHING. nothing will go right this year. i jus effingly noe it. no, dun ask. so iw ent the bloodeh rehearsa 2day. it was okay. no quarrels, no nothing shit. just a few ah lian wanna-be-dancer trying to model like they are the worst slut on this pathetic earth. yes they do. and if you all happen to see this. i dun give a damn see all u wan. it is the fact.
den my 2 good friends went to one fo their homes. den i realise i cant have the tie cos one of them will wear them. ok fine. i dun mind. but wad freakingly piss me is wad she ask " izzit okay with u?" why the hell u ask me my this stupid question for. it is obvious that I can have any thing to say or u wil barrage me with words that will sink me into the core of the earth and melt into a frigging pool of oil. yea. talk about wasting resources. and one more thing. i m nto angry with u jus piss that u ask me that quesiton. dun ask that kind of question anymore. never. at least not to me
next. the other friend ask me to bring me effing normal PLAIN blue shirt. why the hell do i need to bring. ITS JUST A EFFING NORMAL PLAIN STUPID BLUE SHIRT. yes. i m pissed when she tried to force me to bring. i find things redundant my friend. why mus we do all this extra. i dun wanna be lead by u all like a cow, friends.den she got pissed too. den she cut off the song at the last moment. fine by me. its i sending u not you. so do whatever you want. just dun force me to do stuff i dun wanna. i dun like being forced. is like u getting controlled for doing nay single shit. i wan freedom, friend, stop it.
u see, i am not the kinda person i am before. i have done alot of thinking during the past stupid boring school holiday where i have nothing better to do. i dont wanna get lead at and do whatever people expect me to do. i wanna do wad i wanna do. dont force me into anything or i will pissed. real pissed. so pissed that... well, just very pissed.
and i oso dun wan to do things that are redundant. things that i noe will have no meaning to it. i mean. i was dumb. doing stuff that end up to ntohing but nothing. i dun want to do this type of nonsense anyth. they jus amount up to nothing but a tired sould this is dumb, i dun wan to be dumb.i 'll try. i dun wanna try to be friends with anyone i see. i dun wanna have close friends and stuff. i jus wanna survive and do well. yes. i m gettin cold and hard. but this is all i realise after 14 years and so.. sorta dumb ain i.. u all will figure out.. somewhat somehow...
i guess i will do fine. at least so far its ok.
cheers,
ttk
7:16 PM
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Full Name: Tan Tze Kiat
Nickname(s): ttk, tk, ah fat, pimple face, filrtaious menace, all type of weird stuff that don't exsist on earth
Birthday: 25 Jan 1992
Where were you born: singapore
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Hair Colour: black
Eye Colour: black-brown
Shoe Size: 7-8
Ring Size: dunno... nv buy ring b4
Skin Type: OILY and sensitive
Blood Type: oh, my blood type is C
Grade: sec 2
Siblings: 1 big sis n 1 big bro
Tattoos: i wanna get one on my butt
Piercings: ouch.
Hobbies: sleeping, sleeping, sleeping
Favourite Colour: dark blue,baby pink, orange... and... WHITE
Food: Chocolate, anyth but vegie and stuff tt swims... ducks excluded
Book: i'll say comic.... naruto, celestial zone, yugioh gx, shaman king, full metal (not alchemist), hunterxhunter
Movie: too much.. but love shrek the most
Magazine: lime, teens, teenage
Newspaper: the newpaper
TV Show: spongebob owns all
Website: you are visiting my favourite web now... and
www.museum-of-twits.blogspot.comStation: mrt arh? erm... douby gaught(how to spell arh).. always get lost...
Font: fine with all
Cartoon Character: patrick.. duh
Artist: leonardo da vinci ( only noe him xD)
Actor/Actress:dunno.. catherine zeta jones! she is hot... and kinda like the magneto guy
CD: dunno..
holiday: ALL. and wants more
Shampoo:huh.. i dunno... i using herbal thing now
Store: anything lah... siao one leh
Weather:SNOWY
Restaurant:dunno... dun go restaurant.. no money
Channel: erm... dunno?
Teacher: Miss Tan! ( choon mui, not hui ping)
Weekend Activity: slacking
Hangout: erm.. j8?
Sport to watch: hate them
Sport to play: did i mention i hate them?
Animal:pig?
Flower:Lily!
Guy's Name: something out of the world like ponyboy, sodapop... maybe i will name my son Coca-Cola and junior
Girl's Name: junior! and something out of the world like.. CherryBerry or PearlyWhirly
Burned a Potato Chip:no
Almost burned the house down: no..
Smoked: no
Been Drunk: no
Been High: yea. choclate makes mi HIGH
Broken the Law: no... cant tink of.. pirated games maybe
Burned a CD: yep, who haven?
Kissed someone of the opposite sex: ya...
Kissed someone of the same sex: ya....
Frenched an Animal: ya... EH NO!
Gotten engaged: i wan to enjoy my singlehood
Had an online relationship: no. only junjie and yingru does this type of thing
Been rejected by a Crush: yea. ALWAYS
Loved: yes. PAST TENSE take note
What did you do yesterday: bahved like a human?
Memory you miss the most: CEDAR
Memory you want to forget: erm, tt i pretend to be a drag queen when i was 4? hey i was innocent the ok!
Something you regretted after it was done:regret that i bought so many unwanted stuff
Last,
Song you heard:*BEEP*... not badword... the pcd song
Thing you said:"ya la ya la" to mom who thinks my hair is too long after the hair cut
Time you cried:nv cry very long le.. lol
Movie seen in a theater:omen!
Thing you ate: bubble gum
Person who called: zhengyong... for the timetable thing.. he go change his bloodeh phonenumber
Nail Polish Shade worn: i dun put nail polish. never.
Time you showered: 4... just
Person who complimented you: dom, he say i was intersting to tok to...counted?
This moment:
What are you listening to:wait a minute, pcd
What are you wearing: white shirt and shorts...
What are you thinking: i m bored
What are you scared of most: erm.. vegies
How many people are on your buddy list: which one friendster or msn? both 100 plus 200 i tink
Future:
Occupation: simple job
Marriage Site: singapore... no money $$$
Honeymoon:paris! den i can shop!
Place to live: singapore...
Kids and their names:if i got twins of boy and girl will be Junior1 and Junior2, if boy will be volthos den girl will be lavender
Car: MINI!
What are you doing tomorrow:homework...
Do you think George Bush will be reelected: dunno.. dunno political stuff
Will there be a WWIII: dunno? dunno political stuff
Will politics ever be truthful: dunno political stuff
Will humanity snuff itself out:dunno political stuff
Can the goverment be changed:dunno political stuff enuff oreddy?
Friends:
Best Friends: nadia sha par and lots
Silliest: melissa!
Loudest: jinrong!
Quietest:all so noisy... quiet ur head
Calmest: me la...
Skinniest:adrianna.. like stick lidat
Best secret keeper: all not!
Smartest: me la.. obvious...
Most Hyper:PAR
Weirdest: JUNJIE
Most Annoying: all ok la
Shyest: all so bold
Most religious: sisca i tink and keziah
Do you believe in:
Heaven: yes
Hell: no.
Angels: yes.
Devil:no
God: no
Buddha: no
Aliens: YES HELL YES
Ghosts: sorta
Soulmates: no
Reincarnation: no
Love at first sight: yes
Karma: yes
Love in general: yes
Luck: NO.HELL NO
Yourself: not really.
Crush:
Who and when was your first crush: erm, when i m in my mum;s tummy.. the girl in the next room seem cute.. though she was bloody and still had the umbilical cod attached
Any Now: nah
A celebrity Crush: CATHERINE ZETA JONES
Who do you want to be with right now:a gym trainer... make me slimer
Whose number do you want: wan for wad
What is something you don't understand about the opposite sex: EVRYTHING
If you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: a guy xD
First thing noticed about the opposite sex: eyes *wink wink*
What do you look for personality wise: independent, out going, wun stick
Biggest turn-on: spects
Biggest turn-off: twitiness
Something they wear that turns you on:spects
Something they wear that turns you off:hair extension
The most romantic thing you want to happen to you: go for a walk on the beach, den sit down and talk til we see the sunset... aww, i can see it happening
The most romantic thing that has happened to you:nth leh.. so sad =(
What do you wear on a coffee date: wth is tt
Is it right to flirt if you are taken: i dun filrt, do i?
Is cyber cheating acceptable: whats that?
Are eyes the passageway to the soul:think so
Who would you like to take to the prom:dunno leh... a guy? xD ( nth to say.. need to make post funny mah)
Do you want to hug somebody right now: my bolster
Describe:
Perfect Date:see the romantic thingy
Perfect Mate: dunno?
How M&Ms are made: erm, using coloring and chocolate?
Why manhole covers are round: so poeple dun fall into them,duh
One or the other:
Coke/Pepsi: pepsi.. i like their commercial
Sprite/7-up: 7-up.. like fidodido
Gold/Silver: silver.. prefer white to yellow
Vanilla/Chocolate: chocolate
Flowers/Candy: candy
Book/Magazine: magazine.. unless is comic
TV/Radio: TV.
Glass half empty/full: empty.. ya empty means negative... full means positive right...
Democrat/Republican: democrat... sounds nicer
Coloured Pencils/markers:markers!
Coffee/Tea: tea.. coffee=bitter
Sun/Moon: stars =) only stars stay forever
Day/Night: night=) only at night u see stars
Hot/Cold: cold
Dog/Cat: doggies
Button/Zipper: dun mind both
Cotton/Feather Pillow: feather.same wad
Blue/Purple: Blue.
Plumber/Trashman: plumber.. desperate housewives!
Jeans/Shorts: jeans... looks taller
Long Distance Relationship/None: see lor
Mechanical/Regular pencil: regular for drawing, mechanical for writing.
That 70's show/Simpsons: simpsons~
romantic comedy/thriller: romantic comedy!
First thing you think of when you hear:
Yellow: SPONGEBOB
Red : blood
Socks: ankle
Cowtipping: cow killing
Moulin Rouge: Your Song by Ewan McGregory
Greenland: largest island
Iceland: ice
Harry Potter: earwax
Blackberry: berry
Rose: date
Rooster: weisiong!
Taxes:money
Bill Clinton: president
Whipped cream: cake
George W. Bush:osama
Lollipops:candy
Dreams: cotton candy
Love: hearts
Guys: d*ck?
Girls: boobs?
South Park:tt crappy cartoon!
Boy Bands:yuanqi shit crap
Penguins:erm my orange slippers
Death: Necromancy
Spoons: food
Junk Mail: friends
Dairy: milk
Your father:shorter den me
Pizza: cheese
Britney Spears: married with a dance dude
Vitamin: are good for u
Are you:
Happy: no
Sad: no
Religious: believes in everything?
Crazy: no.. i m normal =D
Messy:sorta
Slacker: yea
Selfish: yea
Giving: ok la
Obsessive: yes
Violent:nah.. too lazy t0o be violent
Calm: yea... pretends to be not calm
Peaceful: yea.. so if i die anytime, i will RIP
Eccentric:i m a aquarius... duh
Caring: ok lah
Untrustworthy: i can keep secrets... i tink
Loyal: nah...
Patriotic:dunno wads tt but i m Patrickic =)
Colourful: erm... i only a few colors...
Miscelleaneous:
What colour is your jacket: black
Where: where wad?
What size is your bed: small.. dunno size
What colour crayon would you be: ORANGE
What are the last four digits of your phone number: 4567 lol! now den i realise
Feelings on abortion:stupid, dumb. dun ever abort or i will be not lazy to hit u u hear tt, boys including
How long does it take you to shower: 5-10 mins.
What does your screenname mean: T_Tk[void]
Thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: bimbo...most
Who do you trust the most: i dun believe in myself but i trust myself... and some toher la.. dun wan say wait u not here den u cry...
Is cursing a necessity in life:yes.. if not will die if coop up too long
How about coffee:no.. not necessary
Is the world screwed: i tot screw means like i screw u, means i eff you? so i dun tink the world is screwed la... its not a guy nor girl... unless another world would screw it la
What's something you can't live without:me.. music
What time did you fall asleep:last night is 11... after the show
Can you live without a microwave: can...
What do you think about death:graveyards?
Where and when do you want to be married: anywhere... any time.. lol
cheers,
ttk
5:37 PM
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
i mean life is never a bed of roses. yea it has it ups and down. den some emo kid kick up a big fuss and says the world hates them, they hate the world and they wanna die. hey do you know how many people are feeling the same way. people ain grudging about anything. they can, but they don't wan to. so dun be be some stupid attention seeker dudes and dudettes. arh, i am just grudging dun mind me.
sometimes i really think what i see or think is not true. i dunno. i just feel i've been making wrong judgment everyday. as in what i always think is always wrong. i have always been proud of my sense of judgment but still. i dunno. maybe i m gettin dumber or less sensitive. something lidat slower and stuff.
oh. and i have been feeling down nowadays. just sudden mood swing kinda thing. yea. dunno why. so dont expect me to be chirpy and stuff. i am alright. all i need is time. i guess.
cheers,
ttk
7:11 PM
Friday, June 16, 2006
Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Anyone you're thinking of, in no order. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people. Absolutely NO cheating and switching positions on the list, either! READY, START
1.sharan
2.parveena
3.nadia
4.e lam
5.xiuquan
6.melissa
7.yingru
8.linette
9.bryan
10.junjie
11.taoyee
12.DOM
13.jiaqi
QUESTIONS:
1. How did you meet 2: par. cedar 5-2 =)
2. What would you do if you NEVER met 6: mel. erm ain that the same as the last quiz?
3. What would you do if 2 and 9 dated: PAR AND BRYAN!!! haha... that would be cool... their height matches... lol
4. Did you ever like 8?: linette. as a friend. duh.
5. Would 1 and 5 be a good couple: SHARAN AND XIUQUAN!!! haha don't think sharan and xiuquan wants it... and no.
6. Is number 11 gay/lesbian: taoyee. no i hope...
7. Would you tell secrets to 5: xiuquan. yea.
8. What is your first memory of 2 : parveena. LAUGH LIKE A HYENA!!!
9. Do you know any of 1's family members : sharan. yes i guess.
10. What's 10's favorite color?: junjie. erm... pink?
11. What would you do if 9 confessed he/she liked you? BRYAN??? slap him on his face and kick him in his groin... haha no la. jus say no la.
12. What language does 3 speak?: nadia. chinese, korean and english...
13. Who is 9 going out with : bryan. no idea...
14. What grade is 12 in : DOM. sec 2
15. when did you last see 7 : yingru. erm oral i think.
16. What is 5's favorite band : xiuquan. erm. he don;t like any i think. and he don't like evanescence (wad!)
17. Would you ever date 3: nadia. nah, dun wanna ruin a friendship.
18. Is 1 hot: sharan. haha YES SHE IS. xD i dunno
19. Is 12 single: DOM. no, apparently he has a lot of wives and hubbies, i am one of his hubby.
20. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1: sharan HAHAHAH SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. so NO.
21. Where does 8 go to school: linette. zhss... my school.
22. What's 4's best physical feature: elam. how the hell would i know.... erm... eyes?nose?ears?mouth?haiya everything lah.
23. Are number 7 and 8 best friends:yingru and linette. not best.
24. Is 8 a girl or boy: linette. hmmm... let me think... a girl!
25. Who is 5 in love with:xiuquan. haha can say meh... wait i die... i'll say a COWgirl=)
26. What is your last memory of 7: yingru. her twitish typing skills. yucks.
27. Have you ever hooked up with 4: elam. HELL NO why he always get the gay question.
28. What is the funniest memory of 8: linette. when she tried to do voodoo on an elephant xD
29. What is your relationship with 6: mel. goodie friends.
30. How old is 13: jiaqi. 13.
31.How close are you to 1: shran. SHRAN IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIEND
32. Would you sleep with 12: DOM. we've slept liao!
33. What is your favorite memory with 3: nadia. LOTS! CHIRAG THAPA!!! haha our best one
34. Who's 11 best friends with: taoyee. his sister =)
35. What's your favorite thing about 2 : parveena. EVERYTHING! haha =)
9:32 AM
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Can you name 21 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Dont read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people. Don't change the names you've written once you start answering the questions. Ready, Start!*Note: Don't get offended by which number I put you, its completely random!You should be honored you're even ON the list LOL. If you are not, its most probaly due to the lack of space. Blame the perosn who created this quiz, not me.
1.Nadia
2.Parveena
3.Sharan
4.Xiu Quan
5.E Lam
6.Melissa
7.Yingru
8.Linette
9.Pauline
10.Taoyee
11.Yinxia, dun ask Taoyee makes me think of yinxia.
12.Adrianna
13.DOM
14.Farah
15.Nini
16.Bryan
17.Melvin
18.Jun Jie
19. Wei Ting
20.Keziah
21.Jia Qi
THE QUESTIONS:
1. How did you meet 1?Nadia. Erm, we were in the same class from P1 to P6.... Yea.. When we were both innocent and cute...
2. What would you do if you never met 6?Melissa. If I never met her, i would not have a disciple(whatever hell u spell this)
3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?PAULINE AND KEZIAH. *FAINTS*
4. Did you ever like 5? E Lam. Erm, yes i guess... its gay saying i like a guy... eeww. but the quiz says i m TRULY IN LOVE WITH HIM xD
5. Would 4 and 12 make a good couple? XIU QUAN AND ADRIANNA. TOTALLY. i cna imagine 2 boney people dating. =)
6. Describe 8.Linette. Erm, weak mentally, always succumb to love. A very nice person! But dont mess with her xD
7. Do you think 13 is attractive?DOM. Hello? He's my wife, wadcha think?
8. Tell me something about 17.Melvin- Erm, sick in his head xD fun guy to be with.
9. Do you know any of 4's family members?Pauline- Only her sis, a P2 who plays maple.
10. What's 21's favorite color?Jia Qi. Shit, i dont know! erm... i'll take pink.
11. What would you do if 18 just confessed s/he liked you?Junjie. Erm, i will reject as i dun wanna get killed by 19.
12. What language does 20 speak?Keziah- English, Chinese, F-language, Egnaro Language
13. Who is 9 going out with?Pauline. Erm. No one i guess.
14. What grade is 16 in?Rachel - Bryan. Sec 2.
15. When's the last time you talked to 13?DOM. i dunno. a week ago?
16. What is 2's favorite band?Parveena - SHIT I dunno... Bon Jovi? Well she likes many actually. ( adapted from nadia)
17. Would you ever date 7?Yingru. HELL.... NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
18. Would you ever date 12?Adrianna. Erm, no.
19. Is 15 single?Nini. Not sure, think she is now
20. What is 19's last name?Wei Ting. ANG
21. Would you ever want to be in a serious romantic relationship with 11?Yinxia. NO. she got her orange liao. NO
22. What school does 3 go to?Sharan. TKGS
23. Where does 15 live?Nini. Somewhere in lavender.
24. What's your favorite thing about 10?Taoyee. HIS EYEBROWS! and his personality... yea. and his neopoints! =)
25. Have you seen number 1 naked?Nadia. NO.DUH.
10:29 AM
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
so i went to this wedding dinner yesterday night. i dont even know who the bride and groom is. duh. i mean you go to wedding dinner because 1, you love to eat. 2, you know the perosn real well and wanna be with him/her for him/her big day. 3, your parents force you and say "we give hongbao liao, dont go lugi". i am half of the 3rd one. my parents didnt say that but they want me to go. i dunno why parents have this weird mentality.
but i have decided not to go to anymore wedding dinner because i
DONT EAT THE BLOODEH FOOD THE SERVE. yes i dun. i
HATE the food. they serve the same old food which i hate. like. ew. first will be the cold dishes.
COLD they serve sushi and stuff i ate the sushi but the rest?
NO. they serve octopus. small red ones. ew. and jellyfish in sesame oil.
I DUN EAT STUFF THAT DWELLS IN THE OCEAN. yes i dont
. and guess what, they further disgust me with the fin of poor sharks. ihave already told my parents, next time when i get married, i wont serve shark fin. yes. i wun. if you dont wanna come because of this, so be it.
then the uncle who sat beside me is a nice guy. he talks to me and stuff. ya. he got stroke i think.
so. as you know i dont eat most of the food they serve. so my relatives give all they
CHICKEN and
DESERT to me. i m not a chicken eater. stop giving me the chicken. i feel darn full. i dunno why, maybe my stomach shrink.
next the groom would have to say some nonsense. his english is bad.real bad. "We would like to thanks all my relative and friends for coming to share the joy with us." 0.o
cheers,
ttk
10:48 AM
Sunday, June 11, 2006
i am sorry to say this but a fight broke out yesterday night, at about 7, in a msn conversation. yes between 2 of my classmate. lets call them them let's call them lemon and coconut. the fight is reportly started because coconut called lemon a female dog. lemon obviously feeling not happy about it, complain to her good friend like everyone would. i would too.like duh. so one of her best friend name papaya, went up to confront with coconut in a msn conversation. the heated conversation started when tangerine started to argue with coconut as coconut thinks that tangerine thinks girls are more important. that is absolutely not true as tangerine thinks that the society had somewhat thought woman as less great as man. that is the mindset of coconut as well. so tangerine wanted to argue as to tell everyone, tangerine is
NOT SOMEONE WHO SIDES WITH WOMAN SO THAT HE CAN FLIRT WITH THEM. yes. you moronic coconut.
"Hi, I am a dumb coconut"so papaya argued with coconut. none won. both just went on rattering. so yam and tangerine decide to make so humour, talking so absolutely no sense nonsense to lighten the situation, nothing seem to help despite the smart and funny yam's and tangerine's humour. later, quince said it was coconut's fault to call lemon a female dog. the quarel end with coconut leaving the convo, claiming he got to go.
cheers,
ttk
5:06 PM
Friday, June 09, 2006
hello! i am back to blogging... holidays are boring.. they are just school days but you can stay at home... tons of homework.. what on earth is wrong with them... yes, i have decided to type like a normal person, no longer a twit (it takes a lot of twityness to make me hate a twit). all of you would think i would blog about what happen today, blah blah blah but no! i will not blog about it... let's find a random topic and scold about it...
WORLD CUP!
yes i am gonna talk alot about it, so if you love it, dont look any further, i give you 3 lines
ok let's start out official anti-soccer thingy. if you are thinking that all guys should love soccer you are wrong because i dont and i am a guy
"hiiexxx, ii ammx aax guyxx"i know, i dont know how to type like a twit but i am trying my best. and i decided to censor his eyes, in case you vomit in front of the computer or your girlfriend breaks up with you and says " WHAT? YOU RATHER LOOK AT A FAGGOT" yes i am being kind here
back to world cup. whee. its fun. many guy chasing after a ball.
" I'll punch you for snatching my precious balls!"yes its dumb! my dad's into it, my guy friends are into it and MY
GIRL FRIENDS ARE INTO IT
why? they like the hot guys there, they even wrote a fantasy about it. girls, when the fantasy can be true, they will be old and fugly, you wont want them. but i have come out with 5 reasons on why everyone love soccer
1. When soccer player scores or something, they will lift up their jersey and the girls will "WOW HE'S HOT" yes, thats the main reason why my
GIRL friends like soccer, the hot guys.
2.They think soccer is more than just a group of grown-ups chasing a bloodeh balls
"It's the game, dont you get it, the GAME!" sadly, i dont, i dont get the guy of seeing grown-ups chasing a ball. enlighten me.
3.Ah Peh watch them to kill boredom, or at least my dad. they will watch and chit chat about it at the coffee shop to spend their day. its their only entertianment i think. i m not an ah peh yet, so i dont get this either.
4. they wanna earn money. how? bet on the game. and guess what happen next. they go broke. rela broke. dont do this, i m glad my dad dont, or i will tell my mum. i know i am mean "insert mean laughter"
5. they are force into it. like me. so poor thing. after they are force they like it because of reasons 1-4 and ya, they like it. duh. this is dumb explaining
don't hate me because i hate soccer
cheers,
ttk
7:55 PM
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
eee ha! ello fellow cowboys/girls. wadssssssssssup!
brokeback mountain opening xD
(to melody I AM STRAIGHT)
haha kk back to blogging
went to susan's house 2dae the bloody bus is bumpy, nk the ride was bumpy and i was sitting at the back of 158 and say some nonsense one of them says STD rox. i was like wad? it does? den i look agn. S.T.D. rox. god, why people match up their initial and come out with such, cursing initial, get a life people.
so after the bus trip and the mrt reach compass and met up with susan.he just wnet for a vaccine. so we went around looking for stuff to eat and ended up in KFC agn... hai ate dunno wa dburger meal the the burger is fregging small
yes small
den we went to susan's house, he tried to teach me guitar, i am like sian. so din really listen learn a new strum and "song"...
after that we have to prepare, i mean he have to prepare for NPCC , so i decided to meddle with his stuff.*insert evil laughter*
1st the uniform, nothing much just puttin the buttons on and polishing the badges.. i use the poilisher to polish my handphone decor as well... haha din work though...
den i help him polish his boots.lietrally. lol. so stupid, ming ming very clean and shiny stil say its not! wth! susan zeng shi yao qiu duo duo...
haha went to look for tie.. all so ex... broke le no $$4 =(
hee
cheers,
ttk
7:52 PM
XD read a blog known as MOT. they say they are anooying not irritating been reading their post and laughing my ass off, its like so funny where they scold twits (lians and stuff ya noe the act-cute people who is invading friendster msn and blogs, totally) he comment on the poses they make which is like so true xD guess who first come to my mind when i saw the blog
YINGRU!
totally her. haha i mean in my class who else is like that except her. yea. pay a visit to her friendster profule and laughted my ass off, yingru, when your profile become so twity? its true, twits has become a singapore culture. there is a swarm fo twits unning over singapore and is more powerful than weapon of mass destruction. "nooooooooo dun let twits invade our homeland! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" i hear people screaming, no its not my imagination, cant you hear them?
do i sound twity? i dunno maybe? bUt AtLeAsT dIn tYpE lYk OnE. hehe ent up a roller coaster. oorrx typpex lidaatsss. god i m fainting.
haha i tink i sound bitchy. or brattish or whatever. i sound erm. mean. haha. i m mean! *insert evil laughter* *insert ttk doing a super mean dance* tt dance is tiring...
i wrote this article out of boredom, cos i m bored
cheers,
ttk
11:05 AM
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Friends are like Sun
Shining through your day
They only stay for the day
and ain't there when you need them in the dark
True friends are like stars
Shining through your day, without your noticing
They are there all the while
Even when you need them in the dark
Friends are like breeze
They blow to let your feel cool
But they won't be there for long
For they are short
True friends are like fan
you have to fan them yourself
but they are there for a longer time
For they are forever
7:04 PM
Sunday, June 04, 2006
oh i so love beep
and hips don't lie
and good day
and time machine
i realise someth about pussycat dolls, they only have 3 dolls singing, the other 3 dolls just hang around and dance. yea they can dance. other than the lead singer, the other 2 singer cant sing. i mean they got the husky voice which i find erm not powerful. one of the singer i find erm weird, the one tt look darker yea her, not the lead one. the red head looks fake but she's ok i guess. koolness
click five! i love them... i love good day and time machine!
yesterdae i went to library and wanted to borrow a book dne i borrow a book call hex ( a chinese book ) i tot its a horror book but it turn out to be a sci fi thing. i cant take sci fi thing for god sake. i m gonna retur it soon and borrow another one. why cant thye have comic book reviews? gahness
anywaes i've finish my science hmk! heehee surprised eh? yes cos its on the web so clicking n clicking... y cant they make all the hmk like that. boredness
cheerness,
ttk
11:17 AM
Friday, June 02, 2006
In respond to jun jie's:
Spring is a world of birth
Go leap in wonder
For nature shall be in its glory
Waiting for your eyes
Autumn is a world of the fallen
Go stroll in the gold
FOr everything falls one day
Waiting for their demise
10:43 AM
Thursday, June 01, 2006
now i noe why i alwaes do things weirdly and get it correct most of the time (ok half the time)(ok sometimes)(OKAY SELDOM). its the other me. thr is this little voice inside me tat tells me to do stuff. yea. den i realise its weird. but it works! lik 2dae, i went home and was at the bus stop,it was raining, den i stood for awhile dne i walked home in the rain. den i ask myself why i waited arh. den i realise thr is no car, so i wun get wetter. yea. little voices inside me... not me who is great but the little voice inside me.
so 2da eis the last day of media club! yays! no more imac coms tt drive crazy and beep. and crazy junjie who entertain me.haha. heard homework weights a sun. not gonna start early though... i noe, i m lazy to the bone marrow... its my nature lah..
lazy to type... bye for now
cheers,
ttk
3:01 PM
